It's late. It'll be later when I finish.

Hi.

Welcome aboard. I had originally planned a somewhat epic beginning to what is sure to be one of the most white-knuckle Earth-friendly owl-flavored blogs on the web. Let's put it this way... AIN'T HAPPENING.

I have probably started and erased this thing about 3 times already. In my own strange writer psychosis, I feel that the beginning of something has to be just plain amazing. Even if that "something" is a blog that I can probably count the readership on one hand (the one with 2 fingers). Not that there's anything wrong with striving for success, of course. I just don't need to be up so late that I can hear my elderly Asian neighbor get up, go outside, and water his dead plants.

So with that in mind, I will keep it brief. For those of you who decide to continue reading past this post, I salute you. You will be riding along on one of the most pointless collections of words to ever grace the internet. I don't have an exact idea of what's going to be on here all the time, but I will at the very least keep it entertaining.* If you're familiar with my other work, you might have expectations. You can throw those out the window right now. Along with that ridiculous shirt. Seriously, it's time to grow up. 'Night Folks!

- P

* - Author makes no promise on what compromises "entertainment".